i’m a homestuck
the bible says adam and eve not john and dave
are you sure about that
this is what i’ve been saying for the past year
My mother just came downstairs, asked me if Rick Astley got kidnapped, and then walked away.
I hope not. Because you know those kidnappers are never gonna give him up.
I read your response to my mother and she’s laughing so hard I’m worried she’s going to actually die.
OMG I GOT A CARD FROM DOMINO’S SAYING I WAS ONE OF THE CLIENTS WHO MOST ORDERED PIZZA IN 2012 THEY’RE GIVING ME A FREE PIZZA FOR THAT I’M DYING IT HAS MY NAME WRITTEN WITH A GLITTERY PEN AND EVERYTHING OMG I’M DYING OMG
i’ve just realized that it is my biggest achievement of the year
fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo
- Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
- People: What if they’re gay?
- Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?