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im a nice person i just hate everyone 

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trenotcool:

*likes ur comment to let u know that the conversation is over*

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dirku:

bioterrorist:

teletubbiesmpreg:

maltedpotatoes:

mum, dad…

i’m a homestuck

the bible says adam and eve not john and dave

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are you sure about that

this is what i’ve been saying for the past year

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pimpmypaws:

stellaphilia:

pimpmypaws:

My mother just came downstairs, asked me if Rick Astley got kidnapped, and then walked away.

I hope not. Because you know those kidnappers are never gonna give him up.

I read your response to my mother and she’s laughing so hard I’m worried she’s going to actually die.

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izzyjohnston:

izzyjohnston:

OMG I GOT A CARD FROM DOMINO’S SAYING I WAS ONE OF THE CLIENTS WHO MOST ORDERED PIZZA IN 2012 THEY’RE GIVING ME A FREE PIZZA FOR THAT I’M DYING IT HAS MY NAME WRITTEN WITH A GLITTERY PEN AND EVERYTHING OMG I’M DYING OMG

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i’ve just realized that it is my biggest achievement of the year

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

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  • Jesus: Love thy neighbor as thyself.
  • People: What if they’re gay?
  • Jesus: Did I fucking stutter?
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The evolution of Arthur’s ugly ass.

The evolution of Arthur’s ugly ass.

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